BYU Is A Prude School
I know, a Youtube video teaching you how to Jimmer isn’t exactly relevant here. It’s cool though, right? Anyways, BYU player Brandon Davies was suspended from the BYU basketball team because he had sex with his girlfriend. Honestly, that’s not enough. Following the suspension, Davies should be put in stocks somewhere popular on the BYU campus. Maybe the cafeteria? All the students can then walk by and look down on him while they file in a line waiting to get their fish tacos, which is a Thursday special on campus. There, Davies can think about what he did wrong as the entire student body chants “sexual deviant” while flaunting their delicious seafood filled tortillas in front of him. Davies would then probably begin to cry, wondering why on Earth he would ever succomb to having sex with his girlfriend.
Only in Utah.