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January 31, 2011 / Tye Cobb

Puff Diddy Is Fucked, Going Bankrupt

Puff Daddy aka Puff aka Puffy aka P. Diddy aka Diddy aka Sean Combs is being sued for 1 trillion dollars.  Yep, fucking $1,000,000,000,000.  The woman doing the suing is Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks (horrible name, and the Turks part has to be made up).  She filed a lawsuit against the hip hop mogul for allegedly being involved in the September 11th attacks on the WTC.  She claims “(Diddy) went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair.”  Ms. Turks goes on to say “Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us.”  She’s asking for $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for “loss of income.”  LMFBAO.

I don’t mean to jump to conclusions, but Ms. Turks is obviously possessed.  I was watching The 700 Club and they said Satan has had a thing against Diddy for ages.  Goes back to the Notorious days. They said Biggy was shot by the Devil, etc.  They also said the Devil was behind the break up of Danity Kane.  Outrage!!  Diddy’s days are numbered.  Satan will get to him eventually, I mean, that is if you believe in that kinda shit.  Other people just think Ms. Turks is a meth head with multiple mental issues.  Seems a little more believable.


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