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December 2, 2010 / Tye Cobb

USA Gets Pwned By A Desert

Well they can just slam dunk the above photo straight into the trash, because the USA just got PWNED.  Pure Ownage if you will.  It was said that the USA and Australia were the front runners to win the bid for the 2022 World Cup, but obviously that information was false.  Qatar, a small Arabian desert best known for their awesome sand storms and bordering Saudi Arabia, was selected by FIFA to host the World Cup in 12 years.  Asked why they chose Qatar instead of the United States, FIFA responded “Karma’s a bitch and Landon Donovan is ugly.”  Dick move FIFA, dick move.

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