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November 9, 2010 / Tye Cobb

BRB Playing Black Ops


Damn last night was crazy!  No, I didn’t get drunk and make out with Snookie or go to the casino and hit the jackpot at the slots.  Rather, I stood in line for 3 hours at the local Gamestop waiting for the midnight release of Call of Duty: Black Ops.  Did I mention it was cold as hell and raining too?  Shit was insane.  There were so many conversations about Ak-47’s and killstreaks and headshots and zombies, I thought I was in paradise.  Girls were just driving by and scoping out all of the dedicated, gifted minded gamers wishing they could have just one date with anyone in line.  At least 24 girls came up to me and my clan trying to score our digits.  Of course we weren’t having that, our minds only focused on those digital players with guns and grenades, so we waved them off real quick.  Damn groupies.  And finally, in the end, after many tissues and fast food hamburgers, I finally got my hands on the prize.  Call of Duty: Black Ops was mine, all mine, and there was no one in this jealous town that could have pried that game from my abnormally petite man hands.  Word to your mother.

Also, Rolling Stones, Kobe Bryant, Jimmy Kimmel, and Soup Nazi? produce a commercial win.


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