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November 2, 2010 / Tye Cobb

It’s Election Day

Election Day is perhaps my favorite holiday of the year.  Well, that is if you eliminated all other holidays and Jewish holidays.  I love turning on the TV and seeing campaign ad after campaign ad after campaign ad; Linda McMahon is a cheating whore, Christine O’Donnell believes evolution doesn’t exist because when she goes to the zoo, she fails to see apes morphing into humans right in front of her eyes, Obama is a racist.  Shit is crazy.  But kinda highly entertaining.  Personally, I hope Linda McMahon wins.  Why?  Because voting her in means I will also be voting in her husband, Vince McMahon, and he is a near God among mortals.  Sidenote – the comment about Christine O’Donnell above is entirely true.  She has also dabbled in witchcraft (which I actually think is a plus in her case) and opposes masturbation.  If this nut job gets into office, it is proof that America is only becoming dumber and dumber as the years go on.  Jimmy Kimmel poking fun after the bump.



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