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October 5, 2010 / Tye Cobb

The Duke University “Fuck List” Thesis

So this one girl decides to write her senior thesis on all of the Duke athletes she has hooked up with during her 4 year stint at college.  Big deal.  I bet you it’s far more entertaining than a paper dedicated to saving African witch children.  Which, by the way, is a real issue.  Anyways, this girl’s name is Karen Owen for anyone that wants to pick apart the internet searching for a picture of her.  Her thesis somehow found its way onto the internet and has been generating quite the buzz.  The thesis documents her sexual escapades with a handful of studly Duke athletes.  After a somewhat brief summary of each male encounter, Owen’s runs through the pros and cons of each individual and then grades them accordingly.  The most astonishing thing, though, about this whole ordeal is not the set of balls Ms. Owen must have to actually follow through with such a thing, but how truly shitty her Powerpoint skills still are after 4 years of college.  Like, I had that same skill set in 8th grade.  Maybe instead of Powerpoint, Ms. Owen had decided to present her thesis in the form of a mockumentary, she probably could have sold the video to Paramount and laughed all the way to the bank.  True story.  Click here to read Ms. Owen’s list.

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