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September 28, 2010 / Tye Cobb

Nixon Watches

You can tell a lot about a guy from the watch he is wearing.  Below is a breakdown of watch brands and the people that tend to wear those particular types.  Sidenote: this is solely based off of personal experience.  If you find that these breakdowns don’t apply to you, I suggest you stop lying to yourself and face the facts.

Movado watches – You’re boring as shit.

Citizen watches – You’re boring as shit.

Fossil watches – No comment.  But you’re also boring as shit.

Nixon watches – You’re president material.  You enjoy hunting bears at night time.  Bono comes to you for advice regarding life.  1800 Tequila pours you a shot.  You chose not to be immaculately conceived.  You rule.

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